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09:20 pm
[Link] | Ok.
Got an impressive hair cut, pictures found at http://s56.photobucket.com/albums/g170/Tofumang/ & http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=207157569&albumId=0
Have a job doing accounting work. For a pie company that's growing exponentially, so it's nice to have more work every day than the one previous. Have a shot at the head accounting position since it's small and not so complicated yet, and the CFO has time to handle the interesting stuff.
Moved into an apartment, with a friend roomie Nathan, another 200 yards from another friend Miriam, both of whom I DND with.
No girl. Just lost a reliable source of sex(she got a boy), but still have her as a friend. Good, but room for improvement. Sending out sexy tendrils. Suspiciously phallic tendrils.
Working to complete the Death Star, pictures in a month or so. Only three of us working on it on weekends so it'll be a while.
Current Mood:  accomplished
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09:41 pm
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TexRenFest
Ok, camping at Texas Renaissance Festival is beyond utterly awesome. The people you meet and accost are not mere corporeal beings of carbon and water, but each an individual experience to be savored and delighted in. Plus, boobs. An avalanche of boobies.
It is much easier to play a jerky pirate when you look the part, and I think my garb's coming together quite awesomely. The amount of ass you can grab when you buckle swashes is legendary.
Itinerary Update:
Oct 19-21st, First DND game with Justin and the Awesomes, cannot make erotic carnival with Miriam and the Awesomes. My soul cries bitter tears of joy.
Oct 26-31st, Rocky horror with Miriam and the Awesomes, but need to nail down the exact date.
Nov 2-4th, TexRenFest with Miriam and the Awesomes, missing 2nd DND game with Justin and the Awesomes. My soul cries joyful tears of bitterness.
Nov 5th, my birthday, sacrifices accepted freely, boons within my power.
Current Mood:  Awesome
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01:50 pm
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Knurd would seem a blessing.
Blarg, woke up still drunk. Christan's 21st Bday party last night, lives so close I could walk home, so I got smashed. Oh lord, kill me.
Current Mood:  groggy
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09:49 pm
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Interesting times...
Ok, update worthy times, I suppose.
Had an sweet time at Scarborough with Miriam, Nathan, and Toby on memorial day. Imagine a pirate in full awesome, prancing around in a torrential down pour, bouncing in puddles. Pictures forthcoming when other people post them.
Met a girl, went on a few dates, had a few relations, now she won't return calls. Lying slu, or busy wonder girl? You decide. If she's reading this right now, I promise I never lost the faith.
Went to Schlitterbahn with Alley and Lauren, came at opening, left at closing, couldn't move the next day. Day -> Seized. Decided to go swimming with hot women types more often. Also, Olive Garden.
Went to Kansas for grandparents on father's side's 50th anniversary. Went with sister, her husband, and her three chilin's. I'm great with kids, I make little clones; If you happen to want to be knocked up, please remember this when contacting me.
Quit my job, had been there five years. Evil HEB and their required targeted advertising, I laugh.
Going to start a DND game soon, fortunately Miriam organized it, unfortunately limited seating, sorry to all those who wished to stand in awe of my glory and ability to cleverly kill PCs.
Going to Schlitterbahn again on Thursday, give a call if you want to go, will be a full day event for us. The day will be seized, you will not move well the following week.
Current Location: home
Current Mood:  happy
Current Music: zoidburg
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05:12 pm
[Link] | Leave a comment and I'll give you a letter; then you have to list 10 things you like starting with that letter. Post them in your journal and give out new letters to your commenters in turn.
My letter, assigned by jazz007, is Q! OMGWTFBBQ!
Q is for
1. Questions, because reluctant knowledge tastes the sweetest.
2. Quake, because bitches need to be fragged.
3. Quickies, increase sex without expending time, theoretically creating whole universes of sex.
4. Quantum, something that if you think you understand it, you probably don't.
5. "Quickening, The", because beheading people isn't cool enough by itself.
6. Quotation, wordlic culture, a way to sound smart and wise without ever enhancing yourself.
7. Quaffe, because god forbid we could just type in 'drink potion'.
8. Quality, if you're going to do something, do it right.
9. Queef, probably the funniest damn thing in the world. Show me a girl who will laugh with me when the first one happens, and I'll show you my wife.
10. Q, because you have to put a name to your whimsical godlike beings.
Holy crap, that took too long. =D Fun though.
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05:12 pm
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Yup, can't find a single flaw with that. Bring pleasure to everyone for the eventual over throwing of all empires. All without a body.
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07:13 am
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Hmm. I Memed.
( Meme )
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05:16 pm
[Link] | The next best god damn thing I've ever saw.
http://www.fugly.com/view_video.php?viewkey=fad346e92471c43fcccd
Click it, oh please do, for the children.
Current Location: Home
Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: Around the World
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11:47 am
[Link] | This is a good'n . Peta's state of the union, with the hot young woman stripping to 'bare facts' as she talks about stuff.
I could say how I disagree with peta's ideals. I could talk about the limited ability of sex to spread a political message. But I'm just gonna say that I love strip news, and this is a great thing to watch with the volume off.
Off course, much animal torture footage at the end of the address. Don't it just tug at yer heart strings?
Current Location: home
Current Mood: happy
Current Music: some woman talking about animals
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03:45 am
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Always a Good'n
 | You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof).
Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.
agnosticism | | 83% | Satanism | | 67% | Buddhism | | 58% | Islam | | 50% | Christianity | | 50% | Judaism | | 50% | atheism | | 50% | Hinduism | | 42% | Paganism | | 33% | </td>
Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
created with QuizFarm.com |
Eh, what's the standing that says it might be able to be proven, I just haven't seen it yet?
Current Location: Home
Current Mood: content
Current Music: Advertisizing
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08:24 pm
[Link] | In the boring times between semesters and before my work schedule is expanded, I get bored.
I made a test on OKcupid, and got to see peoples scores. It's a similarity test, in terms of thought and situational action. Higher your score, the more akin you are to me.
No one has scored higher than a 58%, other than one man. He got a 66%. And he's a 23 year old gay body builder. No joke, go see his profile at http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=trans-human84 He could crush a man's skull in between his thighs. I'm scared.
If anyone would care to view the test, it's at http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=14942451914758271713 0_o
Current Location: Home
Current Mood:  scared
Current Music: Weeping
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03:01 pm
[Link] | Finish the sentences:
1. I've come to realize that...everything is subjective.
2. I am listening to...nothing.
3. I talk to...the harem. And the people who live here.
4. I love...cunnilingus!
5. My best friend(s)...won't speak to each other. Mona's happy enough, though.
7. I lost...my ambition.
8. I hate it when people...refuse to listen.
9. Love is...placing anothers happiness before your own.
10. Marriage is...now an economic partnership.
11. Somewhere, someone is thinking...the exact opposite of my thoughts, so I'm gonna have to kill my good twin.
12. I'll always be...changing.
13. I have a crush on...those people with the vagoos.
14. The last time I cried was because...I realized how terribly I had wronged a friend.
15. My cell phone...is laughing at me.
16. When I wake up in the morning...I feel the glory of creation. And warm.
17. Before I go to sleep at night...I curse all creation. Feel warm, too.
18. Right now I am thinking about...witty responses.
19. Babies are...constantly degrading in cuteness.
20. I get on myspace...when I want to laugh at people.
21. Today I...studied and tested.
22. Tonight I will...invoke Oblivion.
23. Tomorrow I will...work for the money.
24. I really want...nothing.
25. The person who's most likely to repost this is...Mona. ;)
Current Location: Home
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Captain Obvious Theme Song - StWPt
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05:34 pm
[Link] |  Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I broke ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) nightshaderose's X-Box (-12 points). In September I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In July I put money in quelrod's expired parking meter (14 points). In March I turned vanman in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). Last Thursday I helped ketadream hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-868 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
Tofumang |
Seems the little acts cannot add up to counter my natural urge to dictate the actions of nations. And it was all benevolent dictatorship...save for that moose thing.
Current Location: Here
Current Mood:  Megalomaniacal
Current Music: Two women on the couch
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06:55 am
[Link] | IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie.
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Opening Credits: Tenacious D - "Explsivo"
Birth: Weird Al Yankovic - "Albuquerque"
First Day At School: Greenday - "Good Riddance"
Falling in Love: Songs to Wear Pants To - "Beware the Sea Anenemone"
Fight Song: Daft Punk - "Crescendolls"
Breaking Up: The Arrogant Worms - "Rippy the Gator"
Prom: Tenacious D - "Kielbasa"
Life: The Arrogant Worms - "Carrot Juice is Murder"
Mental Breakdown: Weird Al Yankovic - "Polka Power!"
Driving: Daft Punk - "Around the World"
Flashback: Songs To Wear Pants To - "Reverse Escargot"
Wedding: Greenday - "Welcome to Paradise"
Birth Of Child: Daft Punk - "High Life"
Final Battle: Tenacious D - "Fuck Her Gently"
Death Scene: Audioslave - "Cochise"
Funeral: Songs to Wear Pants To - "Polka Loca!"
Ending Credits: Tenacious D - "Wonderboy"
Heheh, Yeah.
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09:39 am
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ZOMG Party!
Oh, The Goodness. There was a post hand fasting party, and it deserves to be remembered. I feel my self bound, because I can't comment on everything that occured, but many perceptions were altered, my voice doesn't work, and my head is fuzzy. And I quiver and wonder if the clown and llamas were real or the were echoes of long dead partier's escapades, resounding through a cavernous hole in space created through the rites performed. Still, some memorable quotations, if I can remember anything.
"Those who quit will be punished...probably something mock anal."
"Rock paper scissors, you two, winner gets to draw something on her."
"That deer was so dead....wanna fuck?"
That's all I can remember atm, feel free to add you own if you can recall them.
Feel free to call me to remove some of the things posted if you don't want them up online. 0_o Forgiveness before permission, trusting fools.
Current Location: Home, Never Center
Current Mood: groggy
Current Music: World's Wildest Police Orgies
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03:18 pm
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Woo!
http://fosfor.se/9-months-in-20-seconds
Hot to Super-Hot in 20 seconds.
No, that's not mine.
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06:52 pm
[Link] | BEEP.
take the "what's your dark secret?" quiz
| courtesy of mewing.net. where darkness and secrecy abound.
BOOP.
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01:02 am
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There are machines in your eye!
http://www.hiptechblog.com/2006/07/17/technology-breakthrough-a-cure-for-blindness/
“Beyond where we are today it might be possible to make smart chips which have memory in them which would allow action replay and slow motion”, said Dr. Mathieson.
With “action replay” and “slow motion”, I shudder at the thought that even the non-disabled might just want to be a part of this as well.
MWUHAHAHAHA! The Third Man Cometh! Repent ye Amish, your doom comes with eyes of gold and a tongue of silver!
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06:08 pm
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The Kraken Wakes
It is done...only twenty hours. :)
( More Pics )
Current Mood: accomplished
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05:28 pm
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BZZZZ! Incorrect answer
| Your Personality Is Like Heroin | 
You're capable of the highest highs and the lowest lows.
Addicted to feeling good, you'll do almost anything to avoid pain.
People seek you out, even though you can be quite moody. They're hooked on you! |
Lies, all lies! I think I'm better in small doses, I have a way of pissing people off if i start talking too much. Pain is a good thing in life, almost like pleasure, would that be a view closer to acid some kind of hallucinogen?
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