Tofumang

tofumang @ 2008-01-13T21:20:00

2008-01-14T03:51:54Z

Ok.

Got an impressive hair cut, pictures found at http://s56.photobucket.com/albums/g170/Tofumang/ & http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=207157569&albumId=0

Have a job doing accounting work. For a pie company that's growing exponentially, so it's nice to have more work every day than the one previous. Have a shot at the head accounting position since it's small and not so complicated yet, and the CFO has time to handle the interesting stuff.

Moved into an apartment, with a friend roomie Nathan, another 200 yards from another friend Miriam, both of whom I DND with.

No girl. Just lost a reliable source of sex(she got a boy), but still have her as a friend. Good, but room for improvement. Sending out sexy tendrils. Suspiciously phallic tendrils.

Working to complete the Death Star, pictures in a month or so. Only three of us working on it on weekends so it'll be a while.

TexRenFest

2007-10-15T02:49:07Z

Ok, camping at Texas Renaissance Festival is beyond utterly awesome. The people you meet and accost are not mere corporeal beings of carbon and water, but each an individual experience to be savored and delighted in. Plus, boobs. An avalanche of boobies.

It is much easier to play a jerky pirate when you look the part, and I think my garb's coming together quite awesomely. The amount of ass you can grab when you buckle swashes is legendary.

Itinerary Update:

Oct 19-21st, First DND game with Justin and the Awesomes, cannot make erotic carnival with Miriam and the Awesomes. My soul cries bitter tears of joy.

Oct 26-31st, Rocky horror with Miriam and the Awesomes, but need to nail down the exact date.

Nov 2-4th, TexRenFest with Miriam and the Awesomes, missing 2nd DND game with Justin and the Awesomes. My soul cries joyful tears of bitterness.

Nov 5th, my birthday, sacrifices accepted freely, boons within my power.

Knurd would seem a blessing.

2007-09-30T18:47:37Z

Blarg, woke up still drunk. Christan's 21st Bday party last night, lives so close I could walk home, so I got smashed. Oh lord, kill me.

Interesting times...

2007-06-19T03:06:30Z

Ok, update worthy times, I suppose.

Had an sweet time at Scarborough with Miriam, Nathan, and Toby on memorial day. Imagine a pirate in full awesome, prancing around in a torrential down pour, bouncing in puddles. Pictures forthcoming when other people post them.

Met a girl, went on a few dates, had a few relations, now she won't return calls. Lying slu, or busy wonder girl? You decide. If she's reading this right now, I promise I never lost the faith.

Went to Schlitterbahn with Alley and Lauren, came at opening, left at closing, couldn't move the next day. Day -> Seized. Decided to go swimming with hot women types more often. Also, Olive Garden.

Went to Kansas for grandparents on father's side's 50th anniversary. Went with sister, her husband, and her three chilin's. I'm great with kids, I make little clones; If you happen to want to be knocked up, please remember this when contacting me.

Quit my job, had been there five years. Evil HEB and their required targeted advertising, I laugh.

Going to start a DND game soon, fortunately Miriam organized it, unfortunately limited seating, sorry to all those who wished to stand in awe of my glory and ability to cleverly kill PCs.

Going to Schlitterbahn again on Thursday, give a call if you want to go, will be a full day event for us. The day will be seized, you will not move well the following week.

tofumang @ 2007-05-03T17:12:00

2007-05-03T22:38:00Z

Leave a comment and I'll give you a letter; then you have to list 10 things you like starting with that letter. Post them in your journal and give out new letters to your commenters in turn.

My letter, assigned by jazz007, is Q! OMGWTFBBQ!
Q is for

1. Questions, because reluctant knowledge tastes the sweetest.
2. Quake, because bitches need to be fragged.
3. Quickies, increase sex without expending time, theoretically creating whole universes of sex.
4. Quantum, something that if you think you understand it, you probably don't.
5. "Quickening, The", because beheading people isn't cool enough by itself.
6. Quotation, wordlic culture, a way to sound smart and wise without ever enhancing yourself.
7. Quaffe, because god forbid we could just type in 'drink potion'.
8. Quality, if you're going to do something, do it right.
9. Queef, probably the funniest damn thing in the world. Show me a girl who will laugh with me when the first one happens, and I'll show you my wife.
10. Q, because you have to put a name to your whimsical godlike beings.

Holy crap, that took too long. =D Fun though.

tofumang @ 2007-04-24T17:12:00

2007-04-24T22:14:06Z

Yup, can't find a single flaw with that. Bring pleasure to everyone for the eventual over throwing of all empires. All without a body.

Hmm. I Memed.

2007-04-09T12:14:26Z

The Everything Test

There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

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Personality

You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about self than concerned about others, more atheist than religious, more dependent than loner, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.

As for specific personality traits, you are outgoing (100%), romantic (86%), innovative (64%), slutty (59%).

Stereotypes
College Student	91%
Punk Rock	53%
Young Professional	50%

Life Experience
Sex	46%
Substances	16%
Travel	15%

Politics
Your political views would best be described as Libertarian, whom you agree with around 41% of the time.

Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Lower Middle Class. You make more than 56% of those who have taken this test, and 65% less than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated R.
By the way, your hottness rank is 60%, hotter than 48% of other test takers.

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tofumang @ 2007-02-08T17:16:00

2007-02-09T06:53:44Z

The next best god damn thing I've ever saw.

http://www.fugly.com/view_video.php?viewkey=fad346e92471c43fcccd

Click it, oh please do, for the children.

tofumang @ 2007-01-23T11:47:00

2007-01-23T17:58:07Z

This is a good'n . Peta's state of the union, with the hot young woman stripping to 'bare facts' as she talks about stuff.

I could say how I disagree with peta's ideals. I could talk about the limited ability of sex to spread a political message. But I'm just gonna say that I love strip news, and this is a great thing to watch with the volume off.

Off course, much animal torture footage at the end of the address. Don't it just tug at yer heart strings?

Always a Good'n

2006-12-28T16:45:03Z

You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof).

Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

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agnosticism

83%

Satanism

67%

Buddhism

58%

Islam

50%

Christianity

50%

Judaism

50%

atheism

50%

Hinduism

42%

Paganism

33%

Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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Eh, what's the standing that says it might be able to be proven, I just haven't seen it yet?

tofumang @ 2006-12-13T20:24:00

2006-12-14T09:24:08Z

In the boring times between semesters and before my work schedule is expanded, I get bored.

I made a test on OKcupid, and got to see peoples scores. It's a similarity test, in terms of thought and situational action. Higher your score, the more akin you are to me.

No one has scored higher than a 58%, other than one man. He got a 66%. And he's a 23 year old gay body builder. No joke, go see his profile at http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=trans-human84 He could crush a man's skull in between his thighs. I'm scared.

If anyone would care to view the test, it's at http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=14942451914758271713 0_o

tofumang @ 2006-12-07T15:01:00

2006-12-08T04:01:36Z

Finish the sentences:
1. I've come to realize that...everything is subjective.
2. I am listening to...nothing.
3. I talk to...the harem. And the people who live here.
4. I love...cunnilingus!
5. My best friend(s)...won't speak to each other. Mona's happy enough, though.
7. I lost...my ambition.
8. I hate it when people...refuse to listen.
9. Love is...placing anothers happiness before your own.
10. Marriage is...now an economic partnership.
11. Somewhere, someone is thinking...the exact opposite of my thoughts, so I'm gonna have to kill my good twin.
12. I'll always be...changing.
13. I have a crush on...those people with the vagoos.
14. The last time I cried was because...I realized how terribly I had wronged a friend.
15. My cell phone...is laughing at me.
16. When I wake up in the morning...I feel the glory of creation. And warm.
17. Before I go to sleep at night...I curse all creation. Feel warm, too.
18. Right now I am thinking about...witty responses.
19. Babies are...constantly degrading in cuteness.
20. I get on myspace...when I want to laugh at people.
21. Today I...studied and tested.
22. Tonight I will...invoke Oblivion.
23. Tomorrow I will...work for the money.
24. I really want...nothing.
25. The person who's most likely to repost this is...Mona. ;)

tofumang @ 2006-12-01T17:34:00

2006-12-02T06:34:24Z

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I broke nightshaderose's X-Box (-12 points). In September I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In July I put money in quelrod's expired parking meter (14 points). In March I turned vanman in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). Last Thursday I helped ketadream hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-868 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
Tofumang

Seems the little acts cannot add up to counter my natural urge to dictate the actions of nations. And it was all benevolent dictatorship...save for that moose thing.

tofumang @ 2006-11-28T06:55:00

2006-11-28T19:55:02Z

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Opening Credits: Tenacious D - "Explsivo"

Birth: Weird Al Yankovic - "Albuquerque"

First Day At School: Greenday - "Good Riddance"

Falling in Love: Songs to Wear Pants To - "Beware the Sea Anenemone"

Fight Song: Daft Punk - "Crescendolls"

Breaking Up: The Arrogant Worms - "Rippy the Gator"

Prom: Tenacious D - "Kielbasa"

Life: The Arrogant Worms - "Carrot Juice is Murder"

Mental Breakdown: Weird Al Yankovic - "Polka Power!"

Driving: Daft Punk - "Around the World"

Flashback: Songs To Wear Pants To - "Reverse Escargot"

Wedding: Greenday - "Welcome to Paradise"

Birth Of Child: Daft Punk - "High Life"

Final Battle: Tenacious D - "Fuck Her Gently"

Death Scene: Audioslave - "Cochise"

Funeral: Songs to Wear Pants To - "Polka Loca!"

Ending Credits: Tenacious D - "Wonderboy"

Heheh, Yeah.

ZOMG Party!

2006-10-16T22:32:30Z

Oh, The Goodness. There was a post hand fasting party, and it deserves to be remembered. I feel my self bound, because I can't comment on everything that occured, but many perceptions were altered, my voice doesn't work, and my head is fuzzy. And I quiver and wonder if the clown and llamas were real or the were echoes of long dead partier's escapades, resounding through a cavernous hole in space created through the rites performed. Still, some memorable quotations, if I can remember anything.

"Those who quit will be punished...probably something mock anal."

"Rock paper scissors, you two, winner gets to draw something on her."

"That deer was so dead....wanna fuck?"

That's all I can remember atm, feel free to add you own if you can recall them.

Feel free to call me to remove some of the things posted if you don't want them up online. 0_o Forgiveness before permission, trusting fools.

Woo!

2006-08-09T03:56:41Z

http://fosfor.se/9-months-in-20-seconds

Hot to Super-Hot in 20 seconds.

No, that's not mine.

tofumang @ 2006-07-28T18:52:00

2006-07-29T07:26:47Z

BEEP.

take the "what's your dark secret?" quiz
| courtesy of mewing.net. where darkness and secrecy abound.

BOOP.

There are machines in your eye!

2006-07-20T13:43:40Z

http://www.hiptechblog.com/2006/07/17/technology-breakthrough-a-cure-for-blindness/

“Beyond where we are today it might be possible to make smart chips which have memory in them which would allow action replay and slow motion”, said Dr. Mathieson.

With “action replay” and “slow motion”, I shudder at the thought that even the non-disabled might just want to be a part of this as well.

MWUHAHAHAHA! The Third Man Cometh! Repent ye Amish, your doom comes with eyes of gold and a tongue of silver!

The Kraken Wakes

2006-06-11T23:09:56Z

It is done...only twenty hours. :)

Scale, thats my gangly arm belonging to the 6'3" guy.

Close up

Remind you of something?

3,100 pieces...next up, the Death Star.

BZZZZ! Incorrect answer

2006-05-28T06:05:41Z

Your Personality Is Like Heroin

You're capable of the highest highs and the lowest lows.
Addicted to feeling good, you'll do almost anything to avoid pain.
People seek you out, even though you can be quite moody. They're hooked on you!

What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Lies, all lies! I think I'm better in small doses, I have a way of pissing people off if i start talking too much. Pain is a good thing in life, almost like pleasure, would that be a view closer to acid some kind of hallucinogen?

Oh my

2006-05-10T08:20:38Z

Stolen from fairestcat.

"The first 10 people to comment on this post get to request a drabble on a subject/character of their choosing from me. In return, they have to post this in their journal."

An excuse to ramble on at great length. Finally!

Bet I'll get zero hits, though, but damnit, I have to try!

tofumang @ 2005-12-19T21:15:00

2005-12-20T10:55:47Z

Sorry, once more I have almost been unreachable. With the new PC and the christmas break and the night shifts, I seldom find myself awake during the day anymore. However, things should get better come January.

Going down to Edinburg on 22nd to see a big Gandara family get together, also Mona too. =D

Here's to a Gud Christmas.

A pony!

2005-12-06T22:50:33Z

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Wednesday I pushed imadecookies in the mud (-17 points). In September I pulled over and changed clarkk's flat tire (15 points). Last Monday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In November I broke quelrod's X-Box (-12 points). In February I helped boo_kat across the street (6 points).

Overall, I've been nice (11 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
Tofumang

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In February, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon ketadream (65 points). In July, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In December, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In August, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). When the stars were right, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In June, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).

In short, I have been very good (40 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.

Your humble and obedient servant,
Tofumang

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Power Monkey
Your Superpower is Meditation
Your Weakness is Color Purple
Your Weapon is Your Radiation Rod
Your Mode of Transportation is Unicycle

What's your Superhero Name?

Going down to Edinburg.

Coming back to a new PC.

S'all gud.

Updata?

2005-11-09T21:31:29Z

Grah! Sorry if I've been off the radar for some, normally I'd appologize via cell phone, but the cellphone is the reason for current issues.

I have a new cell now, Cingular instead of verizon. I regret switching so far. Took 5 days but it's actually recieving calls now, same number I had before.

Got one month free web browsing but the damn thing can't connect, hooray. The UI was designed by satan. I can't add speed dials directly from my contact list. Oh, the character typing pad works perfectly for contact list creation, but it's jiggered on text message writing.

Test message: I love you, object of my desires.
Comes out : Gig jjj wwwtt, noncaledab nonded oxyz edesppsisssedspss. <- VERBATIM!

It's probably just a settings mishap, but that's dick because the UI was designed by satan.

I hate this phone. But other than that things are swell, how about j00?

P.S. Monica, I love you, object of my desires.

:D/-<

:D\-<

DANCE! Everybody megadance!

I r liking survey.

2005-10-06T06:20:34Z

*What is your stand on.....*
Abortion?:	Murderous Necessity; Required.
Death Penalty?:	Murderous Necessity; Required.
Prostitution?:	A dangerous job, but it should be legal. So much of the industry would be safer if it was standardized.
Alcohol?:	Free choice, drink it if you want to.
Marijuana?:	Free choice, smoke it if you want to.
Other drugs?:	Free choice, take them if you want to.
Gay marriage?:	Sure, whatever floats your boat. Those who argue that it would be mocking a sacred institution, forget that American culture has already destroyed the sacredness of marriage.
Illegal immigrants?:	That's a toughie, so many good and bad points about them. They'd be ok if the government stopped coddling them.
Smoking?:	Free choice, smoke if you want to.
Drunk driving?:	Inherently dangerous, revoke license 1st offense, death penalty 2nd offense.
Cloning?:	Sure, why the hell not.
Racism?:	Rather pointless.
Premarital sex?:	Yeah, with the state of marriage in America, it would be immature to not have sex before marriage. Seriously.
Religion?:	Unsure myself. No proof yet, but then again there are 6 billion people suffering from various delusions. A powerful tool, constructive and destructive.
The war in Iraq?:	I'm all about furthuring American objectives, and if the war is still doing that, im for it. No clue if it is, though.
Bush?:	A noted human being.
Downloading music?:	Illegal, but unenforceable. All unenforceable laws are pointless, so it should be legal.
The legal drinking age?:	18, when you're tryable as an adult.
Porn?:	Sure, why not. It's a vice, and it is damaging if used too often, but free choice once more, no one gets hurt.
Suicide?:	Free choice, kill yourself if you want to, the rest of us would like to divy up your stuff.
Take this survey \| Find more surveys You've been totally Bzoink*d

What kind of God are you?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
You earthly time was spent	Supplanting kingdoms, punishing tyrants and levelling the empires of the wicked with the breath of your nostrils
Your throne is	A humble respte overlooking the rolling hills of Elysia
You wear	Nothing, because you don't have a body, you insubstantial beast, you
Your Godly superpower is	Unresistable charm and sensuality, drawing lovers, friends and enemies into your orgasmic grasp

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